I just saw a hot homeless man
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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