Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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