You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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