she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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