did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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