I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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