Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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