it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
