so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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