she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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