Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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