Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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