Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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