Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
