i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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