took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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