You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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