i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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