How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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