school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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