At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
