Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
