i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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