he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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