Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We're too hungover to prance.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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