I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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