Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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