I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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