Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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