Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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