As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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