If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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