Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
did i just pee glitter
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