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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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