we're blogging at a bar
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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