It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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