I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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