Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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