I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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