i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
These tits shall not be calmed
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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