it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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