My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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