all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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