When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just high enough for therapy.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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