he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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