Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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