no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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