hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
This is classic penis vs brain.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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