he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We need to get me chipped asap
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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