I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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